Sparkles and Lovers

19. Michigan. Writer. Blogger. Lover. Friend.

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taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

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peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

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Anonymous asked: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:


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greetings:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

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gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

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parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

This is something Abby would do

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stopthisgirl:

When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you

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BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

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deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

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gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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